Have you ever wanted to live the life of a prostitute? Of course you have, especially a hot, tanned skinned, elf prostitute. Well luckily for you, you can experience that in Dark Alley Elf, a game where you can live out that fantasy in a safe video game environment. While also knocking out thugs along the way. Here’s a summary:

A bet between rivals puts the dark elf Francesca in a pinch! Take to the streets enjoying the world's oldest profession to outperform your snobby rival in this dark elf action platformer! Take your trusty iron pipe and fight your way through several unique enemies, going from client to client until you reign among the streets as slut supreme.

Dark Alley Elf features the following:

- Two sprawling stages to explore in your quest to get paid!

- Various elemental talismans to help you fight off a horny horde!

- Art penned by Crescentia - Pixels handcrafted by Boxman

- Voice talent from VoiceLikeCandy

- Music composed by Overcoat

**MiKandi Exclusive: Game includes bonus digital artwork of Francesca!**

Dark Alley Elf is a side scrolling platformer, developed by Projekt Wolfenstahl. You can purchase Dark Alley Elf on over at MiKandi. They also have a Patreon that you can check out.

Do you want to be a prostitute for a day? Does dark alleys scare you? Have you played Dark Alley Elf? Tell us in the comments below.