The godfather of video games, Hideo Kojima is finally being called WOKE!!! Yes my good friends, we have finally lost Kojima to the woke crowd. And this sentiment came about because of the new Death Stranding 2: On the Beach trailer.



Yes, just because this trailer, the man who gave us Eve, Sniper Wolf, and Quiet, is being called woke. Now, first of all, let’s all be honest, if we want to talk about Kojima games as a whole, and based on what these people call woke, Kojima has always been woke. Kojima games have a very obvious political message in them. But since those games are back in the days when we didn’t call any game with a female protagonist woke, people let him slide. UNTIL NOW!!!

But now that Kojima is really pushing his game into a more movie-like aesthetic, and also getting actors from actual movies and films to be in his games, people are starting to flip on him. With also him pushing for more realistic graphics, which mean adding more details to the women faces, and also not giving them huge as fuck titties cause like…most woman aren’t rocking anime size titties. People are saying that Kojima is now infected with the woke virus.

Ew, she looks too real!!!

But again, people are just stupid and don’t actually play games. This has nothing to do with being woke, DEI, and Sweet Baby Inc. this is just a man, with a vision, trying to put his vision into a form of media that he enjoys, gaming. But, people will make this about some dumb woke culture bullshit that has nothing to do with anything. I just want to enjoy games, and if you really want anime titties that bad, then just buy and play Atelier Yumia when it drops. I know I am.

Do you think Kojima is woke? Has Kojima games always been woke? Are you interested in Death Stranding 2: On the Beach? Tell us in the comments.