You always hear girls say that guys only think about sex and to be honest, that’s not completely false. It’s just that we also think about other things sometimes. We’re not sex-crazed monsters ready to rape any girl we see the moment they pop their little tight asses into those hot pants that they know are too damn small for them. We have some self-control. Now you're thinking, “Do girls not like sex?” “Do they not receive pleasure from it like us?” Well whether those questions are true or not, in the mind of Mizuryu Kei, all girls are nymphomaniacs who need sex every 24 hours a day. Do you think you have the stamina to keep up?
Mizuryu Kei is a member of the doujin circle Alice no Takarabako. His blood type is B. (Sometimes I don’t know where the hell these websites get their information or why) The series Mizuryu enjoy paroding are Dragon Quest, Sailor Moon, Kantai Collection, Touhou, Final Fantasy, Idolmaster, and others. (let's all be honest, Idolmaster, Touhou, Kantai Collection, and Dragon Quest were no surprise. Every doujin artist draws that stuff because they know it’s a cash grab and there’s a wide variety of characters.)
Mizuryu Kei also worked as an artist for games such as Sense of Virtue: ZERO, (which also has a tankoubon version) Oide yo! Mizuryuu Kei Land, and for the ladies Fukushuu Teikoku. He also has hentai adaptation of some of his works, Oide yo! Shiritsu Yarimakuri Gakuen, (which was first a novel) Juvenile Pornography The Animation, and his most popular work at the moment, Oide yo! Mizuryuu Kei Land. Which you’ll all be excited to know...
I present to all of you, the big reveal of this article. The grand opening of the greatest sexual theme park (and only) in the world, Mizuryu Land!
(Disclaimer: You must be at least 21 to let the girls ride your ride.)
With the purchase of any Mizuryu Land ticket, you will receive an Alice Treasure Box gift bag which includes, two physical printed doujins signed by Mizuryu Kei, Princess Peach poster art, three badges that gives you access to Mizuryu Land’s lovely ladies, a funny looking cat with a top hat, and a Crotch Crab Pillow!
Here are some imagines of some of the lovely ladies you’ll meet there, who are ready to please you in anyway possible.
So what are you waiting for, come on down the Mizuryu Land and satisfy these horny women needs! They're all waiting for you!
Sadly, those were all lies. There is no actual Mizuryu Land available, the closest you’ll get to that is a brothel. If Mizuryu Land existed, there most likely would be alot of health issues. But, since us guys only think about sex, we’ll risk getting STD’s just to have sex with up to five different nymphomaniac's. Five different pussies in the span of one day, sign me up!
You might can’t experience a real Mizuryu Land, but you can experience my top 3 recommended Mizuryu Kei doujins, which is a close second to Mizuryu Land, right? (Fuck I wish Mizuryu Land was real!)
I’ve been on a Final Fantasy 15 fix as of late, so I had to put this one on the list. Prompto is having his fill taking picture and having sex with all the hot babes that Final Fantasy 15 has to offer. If there way any complaint I had to give this it'll be the fact that they tease Gentiana at the end and gave her no action. What the fuck is that shit!
You might had expected this to be number 1, but it’s just not number 1 material for me. If I’m being honest, Mizuryu Kei style of writing isn’t really for me. (I know right, talking about writing in a doujin) But the whole sex crazed girl archtype never really appealed to me. The dialogue is always the same “I love your big cock! Fuck me more! I love sex!” over and over again. It gets kinda boring after a while. But still, this was a good read if not for the art. A mom (your mom) was convinced by her friends to get a job at Mizuryu Land. And what does this job entails? Well sex of course! And lots of it.
Like I said, sexy crazed women isn’t really my thing. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be good some of the time. An old favorite of mine and this one's a CG instead of the usual doujin. You get your sweet Sailor Moon darlings, except Usagi, getting all nasty with you. It’s a long and treacherous journey so come prepared with alot of lotion, energy, and a whole lot of time.
If you enjoy Mizuryu Kei and all of his work, you can head over to the request section and vote for his work "Kuro Gyaru Gensoukyou Marukyuu!". I love me some gyaru.
What do you think of Mizuryu Kei’s works? Do you like nymphomaniacs? Do you wish Mizuryu Land existed? Tell us in the comments below.
