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The Hypest New Kingdom Hearts Content Is Here: Conquered Hearts
By WakeUpSnooze • 4 years ago


Kingdom Hearts fans have been waiting for this one. Well, it’s time to relax everyone. I’m here today to share my findings of the hottest new Kingdom Hearts content on the planet. That’s right baby, you guessed it. I’m here today to share news on Conquered Hearts. Oh fuck, that other stuff is coming out today too. What was it? I think it was called Re:Mind or something. Anyway if you care about that DLC, that’s out today too. 


More importantly, Conquered Hearts is a porn game in development by Studio Filth that takes place within the Kingdom Hearts franchise. The title promises a darker, more perverted storyline to appease you Heartless (eh? ehhh?) sex fiends. It’s a point and click adventure rather than the typical visual novel style that you see in these Ren’Py games. The classic Disney princesses seem to be a main target as well as some usual Kingdom Hearts characters.



That's for me to know and for you to find out.


And I must say, I’m pulling for this one. After playing through the free early version I’m pretty amazed at what they’ve done so far with little funding. The point and click is intuitive enough to move around and find objects quickly. There’s enough places to explore (for a .1 version) to get the scope of what they’re trying to do. There’s an inventory system as well as a leveling system set up. Man, there’s even a damn minigame in this shit that you have to complete. I’ve played a lot of .1 versions where the game crashes after 10 seconds, or worse it doesn’t crash but I have to sit through 30 minutes of a dumpster fire with no hope of it becoming anything great. I’m wishing the best for this project, because it could be something special one day. But first, they need to get Pete the fuck out of here. Seriously, when I think of hot Kingdom Hearts characters, that abomination is nowhere near being on even the bottom spot on my list. In fact, they may have? Previously he was plastered across screenshots for the game, but I couldn't find him anywhere when I played, and those screenshots are gone as far as I can tell. 



Now that's a hot fireplace.


If you want to play the demo for yourself, you can do that here. If you want to learn more about Studio Filth and/or support them, you can see their Patreon here. Do you like Kingdom Hearts? Will you be checking out Re:Mind or Conquered Hearts? May your heart be your guiding key in the comments below.