Man, why is vanilla ice cream so good and delicious but vanilla doujins are so bland and boring. Well, I don’t really know the answer to either of those questions, but I do have my own and maybe unfavorable opinion for when it comes to vanilla hentai. (I’m looking at you Oddest with your pure none kinky ass) So today is another mix up for yea. Instead of telling you why I’m kinky for something. I’ll tell you, Why I’m Just Not That Kinky For…
Isn’t it cute how I can make a series out of my name :P
Why I don’t like vanilla?
First of all my name is Kinky and vanilla shit just isn’t kinky enough for me. I need some anal, maybe a sluty gyaru, alittle blackmail-(oops I just said a little spoiler) What I’m trying to get at is that the whole lovey dovey stuff that goes on in vanilla doujins and hentai is just to normal for me. I read doujins to enjoy something that I can’t really enjoy in real life. I can have loving sex with my girlfriend easy (even though I haven’t yet. Pray for me guys) But I can’t blackmail a girl into sex...well, I can, but that might get me thrown into prison, so I’ll pass on that. Maybe this makes me a fucked-up individual. Sorry that I’m not a normie like the rest of you.
This is what I think of all you vanillia lovers out there.
What I would rather do than watch or read vanilla hentai?
Instead of wasting my time watching vanilla hentai garbage, I could watch something that’s vanilla but have more of a story to it. I could spend my time watching a good romance anime like Toradora, Tsuki ga Kirei, My Love Story, B Gata H Kei (Shut up, that show is a masterpiece and my guilty pleasure) These shows might not have the sex of a vanilla hentai but it has something more entertaining, and that’s a story. And after I’m done watching an episode of Toradora where Taiga shows how much she loves Ryuuji, I’ll hit up Doujins.com to see Taiga get anally fucked by a bunch of guys not named Ryuuji.
When Toradora gets alittle less vanillia.
Why I don’t like chocolate?
Since we’re also talking about ice cream, let me just say that I don’t really like chocolate ice cream. It’s alright but not something I’ll just willing buy. Just say’in.
Ice cream might be one thing but this is another thing. I love me some chocolate!
Well I pretty much already said what I'm planning on what my next one is going to be, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure it out. Or a Conan if you want to get anime with it. So with that, see all you guys later!
Are you it the normal stuff? Do you agree with me? What's better vanillia or chocolate? Tell us in the comments below. If you want to read my dumb ramblings and check out my art follow my twitter @ImJustThatKinky
