With time, comes experience. And while it seems like a mere week or so since you last heard about an onahole, it’s actually been several months between writing these articles. Overtime I’ve grown on my onahole journey. I’ve learned what’s good, what’s bad, and how the market stacks up. These important aspects of the onahole: packaging, design, and enjoyment have revealed themselves to me. Thus, I have taken it upon myself to review these products so that you can be a big brain consumer if you ever want to try one.
Enough backstory, let’s get started. We’ll begin the journey where it all started, with the Erotic Number! Momose (Normal Type). It was made by A-One (I just now realize what they did there) and is advertised as a good place for a beginner to start out. You can find it on jlist.com for a mere $12.00 if you’re interested.
And no, this isn't sponsored, ya boi just gets tired of reviewing games all the damn time.
Packaging
At this stage in my onahole career, I didn’t understand why people take time to bother reviewing this shit. It’s a box. Who cares? Later I’d find products and offers that made me understand. But for now, just understand that what you see in the picture is exactly what you’ll get. The Momose art is cute and if you’re a fan of the Girlish Number stuff I’d imagine it’d be a bonus to see her on the cover. Obviously don’t expect to find a speck of English instructions or words anywhere. The packaging also has “normal type” written on it to let you know you’re getting the middle of the road onahole of the Girlish Number ones A-One offers. Additionally, it comes with a little pack of lube to help keep a boy from staying dry.
Yep. It's a box alright.
Design
So as we know, the normal type is the most normal. But what the fuck does that actually mean? Judging by the intellectual graph below, we can surmise that it’s less tight than the hard version, while having fewer bumps than the soft version. Remember, the point here is to obtain the most generic onahole experience possible as to not turn off any newcomers. As for the material, it’s very light and silky smooth (though that will eventually fade away over time). The lightness and size make it susceptible to tearing, but I read about that beforehand and thus never did any CRAZY pounding. If you’re a big dick warrior you might want to be wary that your product might not hold up for very long. As for maintenance you can absolutely flip it inside-out like a sock and visibly clean it. Though again, considering the material you may want to opt for filling up that bitch with scorching hot water and calling it a day to avoid stretching and tearing.
It's like a free game of spot the difference.
Enjoyment
Like sex in the game reviews, I figured this last category should be the dealbreaker. Nothing else matters if this shit doesn't feel good, right? And by comparing it to the other toys I’ve tried out over the last few months… they nailed it. This was absolutely the most generic, basic onahole experience. It’s not too tight. It’s not too bumpy. It’s not just plain ridges. It’s decent material. Whenever I’m in a plain mood and don’t feel like anything special, this product comes in handy. Think of it like chicken nuggets. They’ll never be the same as a nice piece of fried chicken, but fuck it sometimes you just want the relaxed flavor. It’s not like they’re bad either. Overall it’s a great place to build a foundation so you know what to expect when buying an onahole.
TL;DR I absolutely recommend this as a starter onahole. It’s pretty cheap and does about what it intends to do. I’m going to give it a solid 3/5 because it offers a great middle-of-the-road experience for newcomers.
Are you a Girlish Number fan? Have a favorite onahole? Let me know in the comments below!
