Kasaix: Greetings people of Doujins! Allow me to introduce the incredibly talented artists Derpixon and Kuro! They’re both great artists I’ve had the pleasure of interviewing. Derpixon’s interview can be read HERE, and Kuro’s interview can be found HERE. I sat down for a deep and thought-provoking interview with two incredibly talented artists.
Thank you for taking the time to sit down with me again. How are you both doing?
Derpixon: Quite fine! Hi everyone :>
Kuro: Everything's going fine today, thanks for asking ^^ How about yourself?
Kasaix: That's good! Doing fine, thanks for asking! So let's get into it.
What kind of Pokemon are you?
Derpixon: Definitely Hypno. that pokemon was literally made for hentai purposes
Kuro: If I had to pick the Pokemon that represents me the most, I'd probably say Snorlax. Something that's lazy, eats a lot, and is in the way no matter which way you approach it. Maybe the saving grace is a cute demeanor? Hm....
Kasaix: I have seen that Hypno trope fulfilled many times, and I relate to Snorlax on a spiritual level.
Is cereal a kind of soup?
Derpixon: Yes! I would like to call it the sweet soup now thanks to this question!
Kasaix: Hahaha!!
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Derpixon: .netae ev'uoy taht sgodeseehc esoht tuoba kniht won ,dnoces a rof taht tuoba knihT .edisni gniworg romut taem a htiw tub daerb fo mrof rehtona yllautca si godtoh a taht syas dnegeL
Kasaix: That's nothing short of horrifying. Still doesn't ruin hotdogs for me.
?trats ot ekil uoy dluow tluc fo dnik tahW
Kuro: Dx ?animats gniward erom em evig dna kcolb stsitra ym eruc lliw sreyarp lufhtiaf srebmem eht erehw tluc a trats I naC
Kasaix: What piece of fiction, either video game, book comic, movie, and so on is so bad, you feel you have the right to violently assault the maker or makers?
Derpixon: I do not wish for violence upon others, but whoever had the bright idea of conceptualizing the Emoji movie, and having it be shown in the big screen....
Oh boi, one day you'll get what's coming to ya, and it’s gonna be Lego related.
Kuro: I will never get over the abomination that is Dragonball: Evolution. As a faithful fan of DB and DBZ since I was a kid, that movie was such a huge let down and so cringey, I want to slap the creators personally and picket for the series to get a faithful live action adaptation that does it justice!!!!!
Kasaix: Yeah....I wish for the worst, most non-violent thing to happen to those guys.
What have you done to honor the Old Gods today?
Derpixon: Oh my, let's see...
1. Watched one video from the most important Youtube playlist ever (so we can satisfy the Meme gods)
2. Drew some boobers and naked bodies (for the Hentai gods)
3. That one annoying neighborhood kid has been sacrificed (for the Sun god)
4. Dark humor in number 3 (for the EdgeLords)
Kuro: The only gods I worship are thighs and memes, and I honor them every day with devotion and love, spreading their goodness with the world!
Kasaix: We worship at the same altar then. I'm sure the old gods are pleased. Hail be to the Hentai Gods.
¿ǝq sǝpoɔ ʇɐǝɥɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos plnoʍ ʇɐɥʍ 'ǝɯɐƃ oǝpᴉʌ ɐ ǝɹǝʍ ǝɟᴉl ɟI
Derpixon: O: ˙uʍop ǝɹɐ sʇuɐd ɹnoʎ uǝɥʍ ǝǝs uɐɔ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ǝsnɐɔǝq sllɐʍ ɟo ʇdǝɔuoɔ ǝɥʇ ʎɐʍɐ ʍoɹɥʇ ʎllɐɔᴉsɐq ˙sllɐʍ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ǝǝs 'sllɐʍ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʞlɐM ¿ɥǝ sʞɔɐɥllɐʍ ʇnoqɐ ʍoɥ ʇnq
˙ɔʇǝ 'ɐuᴉɯɐʇs ǝʇᴉuᴉɟuI 'ʎǝuoɯ ǝʇᴉuᴉɟuI 'sǝʌᴉl ǝʇᴉuᴉɟuI ǝq plnoʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ uǝʌᴉƃ ɐ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ s,ʇI
Kasaix: The best hacks, especially the latter hack.
If you had sex with a zombie, is the zombie virus now considered an STD? Also, would it be worth it?
Derpixon: Sometimes I think I may have infected the zombie with an actual human STD virus....
Also, guys, it’s worth it.
Kasaix: And now we need to see that in The Walking Dead. And in any other zombie media. No need for shotguns, just bring water.
Which do you prefer on a girl: boobs, ass, legs or thighs?
Derpixon: oh boi
the heart. can we have an answer like that?
Let us take a moment to appreciate how the heart keeps those 4 other body parts alive. Without the heart, well, we're just gonna go back to the previous question then.
Kasaix: That is the best possible answer to that question.
What is the most daring sex act you could possibly imagine?
Derpixon: Assuming it is girl and guy sex act
Actually, nevermind, can be any pairing really
missionary position
on a bed of salt
What's fascinating is seeing how the partners will proceed with this situation. They can be extremely careful, or reckless all the way for that extra sensation.
Either way, that is quite entertaining to watch IMO.
Am I being too much rn? XD
Kasaix: No, that was an amazing answer.
How do you properly use ‘effect’ and ‘affect’ in sentences?
Derpixon: oh no
people should learn from this
when you are having an argument with a fellow homie
simply say
"My dude, your words have affected me in a negative way and thus I am feeling the negative effects"
and then add
"I am now sad, please hug me" and then proceed to kiss.
If people throughout the entire history of earth used those sentences more then MAYBE, just MAYBE, we could've prevented wars from happening.
Kasaix: Open honesty and empathy would settle a lot of disputes before they escalated.
What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
Derpixon: Cuddlefights
I can't stress this enough.
whoever cuddles better is more lovable
Kasaix: Now I want to see a cuddlefight. That sounds amazing.
If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?
Derpixon: I will share that story about the time I bought WinRAR because any sane person would support those lovable bois who made a software just so you could open those compressed Japanese hentai games.
Kasaix: I wasn't aware anyone actually bought WinRAR. I was also unaware you could buy WinRAR. I assumed they just shut that whole part of it down and now that section of WinRAR's dev team was just collecting dust. I'm more than certain you made their day.
What sort of sponge do you use to do the dishes? Natural sponge, square sponge, etc?
Derpixon: oh, then its called WinRIP then.
As for the sponge question, Square sponge because it is the first thing I see in the grocery. It is also the closest you can get to the shape of the Eraser tool in that drawing program so yeah that's pretty cool?
Kasaix: Hahaha WinRIP!!!
Derpixon: <- <-
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Kuro: ⠀⠀⠠⠉⠀⠠⠊⠀⠩⠜⠑⠀⠁⠀⠏⠊⠉⠀⠞⠀⠎⠥⠍⠎⠀⠭⠀⠥⠏ ⠔⠌⠂⠙⠦
Kasaix: ⠀⠀⠠⠽⠑⠎⠂⠀⠏⠇⠂⠎⠑⠲
Kuro: ⠀⠀⠠⠮⠀⠔⠞⠻⠝⠑⠞⠀⠊⠎⠀⠁⠀⠍⠊⠎⠞⠁⠅⠑ XD
Kasaix: What kind of Digimon are you?
Derpixon: I don't know much about Digimon
So I'll go with Hypno :3c
Kasaix: Hypnomon
Derpixon: ooooh that would be interesting
Kasaix: If you were a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
Kuro: I'll do whatever it takes to create an unstoppable army of sexy androids. Too much Nier: Automata might have influenced my opinion on this question. But let’s be real, the question isn't if I would fuck a robot, it's /when/ I can. Whether this is good for humanity or not... well, we'll just have to see xD
Kasaix: Personally I would make animal girls.
How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
Kuro: As a chicken enthusiast and owner, I'd put the number at about 213. It'll take them a while though, since elephants have such a tough hide.
Kasaix: What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
Kuro: I'm not really the type to insult people, but a good one I've heard is 'I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and depth'
Kasaix: What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
Kuro: I think everyone's heard about the 'It's time to wake up' prank, but generally anything about waiting to see them in their sleep or how soft their skin looks tends to get the job done as far as being creepy P:
Kasaix: What would you do on Purge Day?
Derpixon: I will murder those bag of chips in the stores ;v
Kuro: Rage at people on video games without worrying about getting banned? xD Honestly trying to compete with the millions of other murderers and bank robbers on Purge day sounds like too much effort. It's best to just take it easy, I don't want to end up being chased around in a horror movie :p
Kasaix: That is a sensible answer, and I respect it, Kuro. It just occurred to me that The Purge could be a good stoner movie if the protagonists just just comedic stuff like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
If you could enact any law, what would it be?
Derpixon: TO FORBID PEOPLE FROM PAYING ARTISTS WITH JUST EXPOSURE
can we have that?
can people on twitter/tumblr/facebook/any other social media site follow that?
oh wow that got serious for a second :v
Kasaix: Yeah no kidding. It's a bigger problem than I thought if that's the first thing that came to mind.
Kuro: I want to make it an undisputed rule that MILFS > Lolis. But since I can't really rule over people's opinions, I'll stick with "If you fap to my OC, you have to let me know." Honesty is the best policy with these sorts of things after all
Kasaix: Kuro 2020! Let’s make it happen, people!
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Derpixon: Golf. There's really something comedic about seeing drunk people try to hit and get angry with the grass for how many minutes, and when they finally hit the ball, they'll go mad just looking for it while stumbling over and over.
Kasaix: No one must tell Adam Sandler about this. He'll want to do another Happy Gilmore. Don't get me wrong, I loved that movie, but we don't need a sequel with drunken super golfers.
Derpixon: Adam Sandler is full of surprises. Unwanted ones too
Kasaix: Hahaha
If your ten-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Derpixon: 10-yr old or 5 yr-old?
Kasaix: 10, they have enough sense to do cool stuff.
Derpixon: I will probably sleep. My 10-yr old self will feel all the effects of this current age and might be more sensible enough to get some sleep and follow a proper sleep schedule for once :v
Kasaix: Hah. Same for me. My younger self wanted to stay up past 9 and could barely handle that.
What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?
Derpixon: The hat that grows taller the more people stare at it
that will destroy the universe
I feel like at a certain point in our lives, people will start worshipping said hat
Kasaix: Does that explain Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
Derpixon: oh yes but his hat seems to be a personalized hat to accommodate his skyscraper of a forehead
Kasaix: ....That would explain how it stays perfectly still on his head, despite physics suggesting it should slip off. Timmy has a wish to make.
Derpixon: indeed!
Kasaix: What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
Kuro: Somehow I feel like anything that involves a horse as a base tends to be a really good mythological creature. Unicorns, Pegasus, and Centaurs all seem pretty nice from what I know. I'll have to give it to the Unicorns though, since no one else believes in them :p
Kasaix: If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Kuro: Do insects count? Because I mean, wasps are really just flying stinging assholes that live to enjoy our suffering >_<
Derpixon: Turtles for sure
because of their slow talking behavior
you have to wait for minutes before they could properly insult you
Kasaix: Hahahah!
How do you do the voodoo that you do so well?
Derpixon: This sounds like a pickup line
But yes, I am a high-level shaman with natural enchanting talents that also chooses partners carefully
Kasaix: I can believe that.
What does April Fools’ Day mean to you?
Derpixon: It is that day when people can be brutally honest and rude about their opinions to someone and then just say "Just kidding" at the end of it to get things out of their chest while at the same time avoiding a possible conflict between parties.
I'm pretty sure I did that before. :v
Kasaix: That makes a lot of sense. Free pass to tell people what you really think of them.
Derpixon: yes! it’s all a social experiment ^_~
Kasaix: Yes indeed. The best get out of yelling free pass.
Kuro: April Fools Day just means it's the start of the 4th month to me, and that's about it lol. I don't actually know anyone who plays any big pranks, but you can always expect a handful of lighthearted jokes, which is nice in it's own way ^^
Another huge thanks to Derpixon and Kuro for entertaining the madness. And now, obligatory Pixen and Kuro sexiness:
