I…. I don’t know how to start this one. A prayer, perhaps? Please heavenly Father, if you’re up there in any capacity, any religion, please spare me and my fellow humans for the horrors we’ve created. We know that we sin, but we know not the divine cost that must be paid upon the time of our deaths for our sin. Recently the Internet has taken interest in a new “shock porn” video. That may not mean much to you at first, but perhaps the name “Two Girls One Cup” will. Two girls was one of the first shock porn videos that I can recall which took the world by storm. People across America and I assume the world were deciding to view it and subsequently regretting that decision almost immediately. Even after all these years I’ve never seen it, I merely know it involves girls and shit. Not the slang version of shit, actual shit. Since my birth I’ve managed to avoid just about every major shock video that circled the Internet over the years. The Pain Olympics, The Squid Girl, etc. Now, a new challenger has arrived to spice up the party.
Well he seems like an upstanding father who puts family first.
From what I understand a trailer for Perverse Family blew up on Twitter (how fitting) and has had people talking for about the past week and a half. From what I saw on their official Twitter account this trailer was posted all the way back in February, but you have to understand this is one article that I’m afraid I won’t be doing much research for. It was bad enough that I had to watch most of the trailer to verify that this was real and not some sort of inside joke prank. Alas, I can verify for you all that it is very real. The worst part is when I watched the trailer, for a while it was pretty standard stuff. A girl in a gangbang. A girl masturbating. A grandpa messing with a pocket pussy or something. You know, the basics. Then BOOM out of nowhere prolapse, shit, and other vile fetishes that I am actively trying to remove from my brain. The craziest part is I’ve seen it being called the “Perverse Family Season 3 Trailer”, indicating the presence of two previous seasons. Who the fuck greenlit this?
No. Stop it. Don't tempt me. I know the devil lies.
As wild as this trailer may seem, I try to be open to whatever other people want to see sexually as long as it doesn’t involve hurting others. I myself don’t plan to ever watch this (though I ask for strength from the Lord cause I did see a girl masturbating that looked pretty hot and that’s kinda tempting…), but hey if you want to knock yourself out feel free to do a search. I’m not going to link that shit. Regardless it didn’t take me long to find so interested parties should have no problems. Do you plan to watch Perverse Family? Did you know about it before it blew up? Have you watched Internet shock porn videos of the past? Grab your cross, clutch your pearls, and leave a comment below!
