There comes a point in a man’s life where he watches a scene in an anime and has to ask himself “what the fuck was that”. For many of us that scene came from Code Geass. Even those who aren’t familiar with the show were caught off guard by the infamous scene where a nerdy girl is shown to be, uh, fucking a table’s corner to get off. The scene really came out of nowhere in the original production and it sort of gained a life of its own due to the raw shock value of it popping up unannounced both for fans and non-fans alike. Memories of this scene came flooding back this season while watching Heavenly Delusion. A great anime so far… I should probably preface. I won’t get into the details for the sake of spoiler prevention, but essentially the important part is that a scene appears that depicts a brother, in the body of his sister, getting off.

First let’s state the obvious. If you body swap into an attractive member of the opposite sex, hell even an average member, you’re gonna wanna masturbate before too long right? In the same way that if you told me I’m going to be in Michael Phelps’ body for 24 hours, one of the immediate actions I would take would be to find a swimming pool and see how that bad boy glides through the water. Without his technique I’m sure I won’t be that great, but it’s still a rare chance to utilize a body that can provide a unique experience. The longer you live the more you tend to be open to new experiences I think, therefore it’s relatively accurate to say the majority of people would absolutely try pleasuring themselves in the new body. However, let’s say that body is now your sibling’s. Uh oh. In this specific case I argue that it then comes down to the length of the possession. If I was in a sister’s body for a day I’d probably do nothing but sit on the couch, eat chips, and try not to fuck it up in any way until the end of the 24 hour period. Unfortunately in the case of the anime, it appears that this body swap is permanent. And now my proud nature fades away. Listen if the swap lasts any longer than a month we may be in big trouble. A year? I’d like to say I’d be strong enough and disgusted enough by being my sister at that point that I’d merely wait it out. I have to admit it’s dangerous territory though. Unfortunately anything beyond a year… that body is probably going to partake in lesbianism I’m afraid.

Your honor, I was tempted during the swap. It's not my fault!

I don’t actually have any siblings so perhaps I’m more biased towards getting off because I can’t really imagine what it’s like. When I think of this same scenario with my mom, it makes me want to give up masturbating for the rest of my bodyswap life’s existence no matter the time length. Forgo sex altogether forever if I must. There’s still plenty of garlic bread out there in the world. Would you dare complete the most dangerous session with a sibling’s body? Does it depend on how long the swap would last? Are you watching Heavenly Delusion? Get your soul swapped, check the time remaining, and make your next move in the comments below!